Les
Izmoore:
Sub-Sonic Disruptor Cannon Operator
• Mr Izmoore has been a member of the CCF since its inception and is currently the director of operations. Years of experience in the airborne weed elimination tactical arena led to his promotion and command of the CCF.
• Status: Active
Sub-Sonic Disruptor Cannon Operator
• Mr Izmoore has been a member of the CCF since its inception and is currently the director of operations. Years of experience in the airborne weed elimination tactical arena led to his promotion and command of the CCF.
• Status: Active
Le
Rouge Baron:
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician
• All the way from France, the Baron holds the distinction of being the only person among his countrymen to participate in the recent world conflict. Unfortunately his efforts were cut short when captured en route to the battlefield by Dutch schoolchildren.
• Status: Active
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician
• All the way from France, the Baron holds the distinction of being the only person among his countrymen to participate in the recent world conflict. Unfortunately his efforts were cut short when captured en route to the battlefield by Dutch schoolchildren.
• Status: Active
Monster
Zero:
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator
• Monster Zero transferred into the ranks from the Philippino division of the CCF after our troops suffered heavy losses during the Prairie Blitzkrieg tour of duty. Highly decorated in his former duties, exchange rates have rendered his past accomplishments to the rough equivalent of a Scout's badge for twig breaking.
• Status: Active
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator
• Monster Zero transferred into the ranks from the Philippino division of the CCF after our troops suffered heavy losses during the Prairie Blitzkrieg tour of duty. Highly decorated in his former duties, exchange rates have rendered his past accomplishments to the rough equivalent of a Scout's badge for twig breaking.
• Status: Active
66:
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator
• Meet the man known simply as 66. Assigned to the CCF by The Prime Minister himself, this Doohickey Regulator will take over for Tommy Douglas who is participating in Canada’s first manned Mars mission. 66’s objectives are twofold, to rock your ladies to their knobby knees & to be the PM’s personal CCF watchdog.
• Status: Active
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator
• Meet the man known simply as 66. Assigned to the CCF by The Prime Minister himself, this Doohickey Regulator will take over for Tommy Douglas who is participating in Canada’s first manned Mars mission. 66’s objectives are twofold, to rock your ladies to their knobby knees & to be the PM’s personal CCF watchdog.
• Status: Active
Conrad
Montana:
Dimensional Warp Inducer
• After his amazing rediscovery, this MIA member of the CCF Special Forces Division has completed basic training for the 6th time and is ready to wield his mighty organ once again. Mr. Montana wowed CCF operations instructors with his amazing one-handed rope climbing technique.
• Status: Active
Dimensional Warp Inducer
• After his amazing rediscovery, this MIA member of the CCF Special Forces Division has completed basic training for the 6th time and is ready to wield his mighty organ once again. Mr. Montana wowed CCF operations instructors with his amazing one-handed rope climbing technique.
• Status: Active
Time Travelling Squak-Boxer
•Private Pikkle comes to us from the distant future where the CCF still exist but with no original members (because they're all dead... sorry, happens to the best of us). You may have seen Pikkle in Edmonton where a time portal was temporarily created to allow him to come back to 2004 and join the band onstage. Ideally the CCF of the future want to bring current members thru the portal to make guest appearances that will boost album sales.
• Status: Active (in the future)
Captain
Fook (aka Capt. Puke):
Team Adventure Recorder/Rock & Roll Van Tail Gunner
• After his CCF tribute band, The Red Sweaters, broke up, Captain Fook came to the Fairies looking for work. Noting that his ability to kick out the jams was nil the CCF brought Fook into team headquarters for asset evaluation. Following a long study it was determined that Fook’s natural specialties involved sitting in vehicles for long periods of time (although not facing forward, car sickness…) and spelling.
• Status: Active
Team Adventure Recorder/Rock & Roll Van Tail Gunner
• After his CCF tribute band, The Red Sweaters, broke up, Captain Fook came to the Fairies looking for work. Noting that his ability to kick out the jams was nil the CCF brought Fook into team headquarters for asset evaluation. Following a long study it was determined that Fook’s natural specialties involved sitting in vehicles for long periods of time (although not facing forward, car sickness…) and spelling.
• Status: Active
Communications
Sgt, Stevie E:
Propaganda Control Director/Webmaster
• Toiling deep beneath CCF headquarters, Stevie E (The E stands for Exploder, a nick name he picked up in gym class) unleashes wave after wave of CCF approved Ballyhoo upon the Earth's unsuspecting population. When combined with the spin doctoring of Capt. Fook, this pair can become the ultimate propaganda machine. Once, this duo managed to convince an entire book club that Stevie E plays bass in 8 out of 10 bands from Calgary.
• Status: Active
Propaganda Control Director/Webmaster
• Toiling deep beneath CCF headquarters, Stevie E (The E stands for Exploder, a nick name he picked up in gym class) unleashes wave after wave of CCF approved Ballyhoo upon the Earth's unsuspecting population. When combined with the spin doctoring of Capt. Fook, this pair can become the ultimate propaganda machine. Once, this duo managed to convince an entire book club that Stevie E plays bass in 8 out of 10 bands from Calgary.
• Status: Active
Johnny
Bic:
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator
• Brought up from the CCF training camp, Private Bic replaced Tommy Douglas on Dec 6th 2003 after Tommy quit the group for the 2nd time. Bic's tour of duty was shortlived though when it was discovered that CCF headquarters was ill equipped to handle his unique physical requirements. After being replaced by a returning Tommy Douglas, Johnny resumed training at an undisclosed location. Private Bic now maintains the various CCF transports and awaits his next call to frontline action.
• Status: Reserves
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator
• Brought up from the CCF training camp, Private Bic replaced Tommy Douglas on Dec 6th 2003 after Tommy quit the group for the 2nd time. Bic's tour of duty was shortlived though when it was discovered that CCF headquarters was ill equipped to handle his unique physical requirements. After being replaced by a returning Tommy Douglas, Johnny resumed training at an undisclosed location. Private Bic now maintains the various CCF transports and awaits his next call to frontline action.
• Status: Reserves
Tommy
Douglas:
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator
• After successfully rejoining Tommy’s lower & upper body (separated during the Prairie Blitzkrieg tour while attempting a high kick) this founding member of the CCF is back in action and ready for duty manning Doohickeys.
• Status: Reassigned
• Tommy has been selected by The Prime Minister to participate in Canada’s first manned mission to Mars in “Operation Martian Corps”
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator
• After successfully rejoining Tommy’s lower & upper body (separated during the Prairie Blitzkrieg tour while attempting a high kick) this founding member of the CCF is back in action and ready for duty manning Doohickeys.
• Status: Reassigned
• Tommy has been selected by The Prime Minister to participate in Canada’s first manned mission to Mars in “Operation Martian Corps”
"Mad
Dog" Diggs:
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician
• Long time member, Mr. Diggs has managed to hold this position longer than any other CBPUT. Whether this is a result of heightened endurance or the lack of pain receptacles is a commonly debated question among the CCF ground crew.
• Status: Reassigned
• Mad Dog has been selected by The Prime Minister to participate in Canada’s first manned mission to Mars in “Operation Martian Corps”
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician
• Long time member, Mr. Diggs has managed to hold this position longer than any other CBPUT. Whether this is a result of heightened endurance or the lack of pain receptacles is a commonly debated question among the CCF ground crew.
• Status: Reassigned
• Mad Dog has been selected by The Prime Minister to participate in Canada’s first manned mission to Mars in “Operation Martian Corps”
Kayko
the Dragon:
Assistant Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator
• The Dragon's 2nd tour became his last. Only 2 days from promotion The Dragon was injured in the ill-fated Prairie Blitzkrieg incident. Unable to continue his duties, Kayko now undergoes top secret (don't tell anyone) cybernetic piston implant testing which may one day prove useful in future fist pumping operations.
• Status: Inactive, Reassigned
Assistant Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator
• The Dragon's 2nd tour became his last. Only 2 days from promotion The Dragon was injured in the ill-fated Prairie Blitzkrieg incident. Unable to continue his duties, Kayko now undergoes top secret (don't tell anyone) cybernetic piston implant testing which may one day prove useful in future fist pumping operations.
• Status: Inactive, Reassigned
Phil
Inne:
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician, Stain Removal Division
• While most of Phil's time is spent in the janitorial division of the CCF's northern watchtower he has been diligently training as a CBPUT. Phil has participated in a few outings with the crew while Mad Dog was in the shop being altered for increased aerodynamics.
• Status: Reserves
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician, Stain Removal Division
• While most of Phil's time is spent in the janitorial division of the CCF's northern watchtower he has been diligently training as a CBPUT. Phil has participated in a few outings with the crew while Mad Dog was in the shop being altered for increased aerodynamics.
• Status: Reserves
Whitey
Christ:
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator / Roaming Jaw Dropper
• Little is known about Special Agent Whitey Christ. The last of several sightings was during operation Bionic Woo where many undergarments were soiled as a result of his efforts.
• Status: On Alternate Duty
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator / Roaming Jaw Dropper
• Little is known about Special Agent Whitey Christ. The last of several sightings was during operation Bionic Woo where many undergarments were soiled as a result of his efforts.
• Status: On Alternate Duty
Beki
X:
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician
• Another Founding member of the CCF, Beki X provided much of the initial knowledge of Carpet Bomb Propulsion, most notably its limits and the relative frailty of the human endoskeleton.
• Status: MIA, Presumed RIP
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician
• Another Founding member of the CCF, Beki X provided much of the initial knowledge of Carpet Bomb Propulsion, most notably its limits and the relative frailty of the human endoskeleton.
• Status: MIA, Presumed RIP
Nuge,
The:
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator / Motor City Madness Coordinator
• Out of the CCF Special Forces Division comes The Nuge. According to records he has only appeared in CCF battle once. The rest of the time, The Nuge oversees Motor City Madness out of the U.S. Field Office and trains CCF Stormtroopers.
• Status: Currently MIA (In 10 Cities)
Incendiary Expulsion Doohickey Regulator / Motor City Madness Coordinator
• Out of the CCF Special Forces Division comes The Nuge. According to records he has only appeared in CCF battle once. The rest of the time, The Nuge oversees Motor City Madness out of the U.S. Field Office and trains CCF Stormtroopers.
• Status: Currently MIA (In 10 Cities)
Brenny
Firecat:
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician
• Brenny accompanied the CCF on Operation Death Bridge in 2001. His Carpet bomb Propulsion abilities led to reassignment in the Special Forces Necking Division. Brenny took over for Mad Dog while he was in the shop being modified for heightened viscosity.
• Status: Reserves, Currently Reassigned
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician
• Brenny accompanied the CCF on Operation Death Bridge in 2001. His Carpet bomb Propulsion abilities led to reassignment in the Special Forces Necking Division. Brenny took over for Mad Dog while he was in the shop being modified for heightened viscosity.
• Status: Reserves, Currently Reassigned
Luther
Chickengravy:
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician
• Brought up from the Reserves to propel some carpet bombs, Luther covered for Mad Dog while he was being upgraded for decreased scrotal moisture retention. Proving his propulsion stylings led to Luther's reassignment in the Agricultural Special Forces Unit. Luther fries a mean strip of bacon.
• Status: Reserves, Currently Reassigned
Carpet Bomb Propulsion Unit Technician
• Brought up from the Reserves to propel some carpet bombs, Luther covered for Mad Dog while he was being upgraded for decreased scrotal moisture retention. Proving his propulsion stylings led to Luther's reassignment in the Agricultural Special Forces Unit. Luther fries a mean strip of bacon.
• Status: Reserves, Currently Reassigned